Total Medals Earned: 1,792 (From 263 different games.) Total Medal Score: 27,355 Points
Medals Earned: 3/17 (30/480 points)
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Get killed by a zombie.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 3/9 (40/490 points)
Hit the sand.
Get promoted from private.
Get promoted from private first class.
Get promoted from corporal
Get promoted from sergeant.
Finish and kill more allies than enemies.
Finish with 100 kills - enemies and allies.
Finish and collect 100 dogtags.
Finish the game without firing your gun.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (400/400 points)
Wipe the tears away from Mr. Toiletpaper
Buy a taco
Survive the incredible challenges of round 1
Buy a flaming hot taco.
Buy the last taco you will ever eat
Buy doner
Buy broccoli
Buy the last kebab
Medals Earned: 2/10 (15/500 points)
Complete first adventure level
Upgrade to level 3
Kill 500 enemies
Upgrade to level 6
Kill 1000 enemies
Collecte 500 atomic capsule
Upgrade to level 10
Complete all adventure levels
Complete all levels
Unlock and upgrade all skills to top levels
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/300 points)
Played 10 times in one session
Smashed 50 cars in one life
Jumped 10 cars in midair in one life
Survived 5 minutes
Player unlocks the android outfit
Player unlocks the bimbo outfit
Medals Earned: 3/4 (175/180 points)
STRAWBERRY CLOCK IS KING.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (20/20 points)
Get yourself burnt futuristic style
Get yourself burnt medieval style
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/125 points)
Click the link to the coolest site on the Web.
Score a combo of 3 or more.
Find the hidden egg.
Complete a level with less than 5 seconds left.
Complete a level without flying in front of any teachers.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/500 points)
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.